March 2009
tenderbuttons:
mouthwash, kate nash
this is...
February 2009
Lily Allen Might Quit? →
Lily, I love you too much, but I get where you’re coming from, whatever you do, you know I got your back.
“It’s a boobies picture, Kenneth! And the only reason I kept it is because...”
– Liz Lemon is my female hero, I’m pretty sure.
“Everybody just needs to calm down, take a breath, and prepare their bodies for...”
– Tracy Jordan is my hero.
“Do you have a paper towel?
Because I just splooged my pants.”
– BEST PICKUP LINE EVER.
decided upon by us at dinner tonight.
sean figuring out the whiskey super soaker
sean: i mean shit...radius of the stream is about 1 inch
sean: pie*r^2*length of stream
sean: is a lot of fucking booze
sean: dude it has a flow rate of 897ml/s
sean: that's a fucking bottle.
John Mayer - I Don’t Trust Myself (With...
Late Night Conclusion #2
put on a John Mayer slowjam, most likely between the hours of 2-5, and i will wanna makeout.
take note.
Watchyou wanna know how to make or break a party?
right here.
N.E.R.D. - Everyone Nose Remix (W/ Pusha T, Lupe,...
BEN LINUS IS THE FUCKING MAN.
i won’t ruin it, but, seriously that fucker just proved why he’s my favorite character.
How I Would Like The Arrested Development Movie To...
cootersays:
TV Format
2 Hours roughly.
4 Straight Episodes with 4 intros, 4 credit rolls, and 4 “On The Next Arrested Development” segments ending each.
Bleeped Cursing. Blurred out nudity. Same style as it ever was.
true that. i don’t know if i could handle like actual profanity.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!
theroaring20s:
I didn’t even need coffee this morning I am so excited!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! for reals.
“Holy fuck Mike, that is the best party shirt ever. I will give you 1 dollar for...”
– Chris, upon seeing Mike’s sleeveless Gray Addias shirt with a Blue Addias logo on it.
