Obstacle Three.: Archive

May 1st

“Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.”

– Andy Bernard.

May 1st

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NEW TRANSFORMERS 2 TRAILER. oh fuckkkkk shit’s gonna be badass we gotta rip out SHIA’S BRAINNNNNN.

May 1st

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

Apr 29th

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BRINGING BACK MOVIE DATES: SUMMER 2009!

sean: i'm really hoping i land a date for a) beth cooper and b) the proposal
me: HA
sean: damn straight, sir
sean: you heard it here
me: that would be awesome
me: what ever happened to movie dates?
me: those were the BOMB
sean: dude they're coming back sum 09
me: and didn't hit the wallet too hard
sean: i'm gonna fingerbang some chick front row center son
sean: fuck the back row shit
sean: it's time to upgrade
me: hahaha
me: i fingerbanged a girl in the front row seeing Pirates 1
me: so i got you there sucker
sean: dude.  9/11 
sean: Fahrenheit* 
me: you banged a chick watching that?
me: that's fucked up man
sean: ha no just some third base action sir 
me: ah okay
me: that's fair game
sean: just a little touch and go

Apr 29th

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talk about pure intensity. my crush-o-meter almost broke the fuck down with this.

Apr 29th

Michael Bay VS. McG In A Dick Size Contest. →

SHIT JUST GOT REAL WIT DA ROBOTZZZZZ.

Apr 29th

Chia-Like, I Shall Grow.

Apr 29th

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i am all about awkward romantic comedies.

Apr 29th

How HIMYM Dealt With 2 Pregnancies. →

this is fairly interesting to me, since they simply don’t give a shit about hiding it.

Apr 29th

GORDAN GEKKO IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS! →

WALL STREET 2 BITCHES. fucking shit should be so nasty. this could be a major turn with Shia. gotta give that nigga props.

Apr 29th

New Imogen Heap in August! →

i think only Bjork beats her in my category of female vocalists i love and adore. small tour in the fall and a huge stage show after? fuck yes.

Apr 28th

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Alexis Bledel, this is what you have amounted to post-Gilmore? i must admit, MICHAEL FUCKING KEATON is the man, but come on, you can do better, we all know you can.

Apr 28th

scout: weezer - my name is jonas fresh out of...

Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

WOOT! New Nightmare Of You Album! →

this summer is lining up for some clutch releases. especially bands i consider ‘summer’ bands over anything else.

Apr 27th

Apr 25th

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i adore this video and song.

Apr 25th

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the new Halloween movie is looking pretty awesome. i’m kinda feeling iffy about it being Rob Zombie’s last one though. i feel like the series hasn’t developed enough to stop at two, three definitely.

Apr 25th