“ okay, theo, listen, if we’ve watched the oscars enough, we’ve learned one thing. to win and be an actor you need to do one of the following: be retarded, have a handicap, or be portraying someone. now if heath wins for the joke, it adds another card to the table: Dying after the role. and i mean, next thing you know, everyone will be killing themselves or dying after they do what they feel is their masterpiece. a nomination is enough, but the actual statue, i don’t know if we would want to remember him as the craziest, murderous, psychopathic and overall just plain fucked up villain in our lifetime. especially when there was a knight’s tale.
— my friend sean on why heath should be nominated, but not win the oscar, and we haven’t even seen the movie yet.