well, i’m sick and wrapped up, so i decided that it was time to watch Transformers for the gazillionth time, and well since I can’t find screencaps of the scene where the Autobots are hiding in the Witwicky’s garden (which is the funniest scene in the movie to me), i’ll just have to go and share the second funniest moment in the movie with you all:

Optimus Prime: Our medical officer: Ratchet.
Ratchet: [sniffing] The boy’s pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.